Chain Letters

Αυτό μου ήρθε στο mail μου απο μια φίλη. Κάποιοι πέρνουν τα chain letters σοβαρά, μερικοί ανταπαντούν εκνευρισμένοι και ενοχλημένοι, οι περισσότεροι τα διαγράφουν αυτόματα και κάποιοι, όπως ο άγνωστος κύριος Χ παρακάτω, τα αντιμετωπίζουν με καυστικό humor!

Geia sas, thelo na evxaristiso olous osous mou esteilan chain letters:
1. stamatisa na pino coca cola afou ematha oti xrisimopoiieitai gia na katharizoun tous lekedes sta WC.
2. den pao pleon cinema gia na min katso se kathisma pou isos exei karfitsa pou na ferei ton io tou aids.
3. myrizo asxima afou den vazo pleon aposmitiko dioti isos mou prokalesei karkino.
4. den parkaro pleon to avtokinito mou sta supermarkets dioti isos kapoios mou dosei ena tester kapiou aromatos gia na me listepsei argotera.
5. den apanto to kinito mou, dioti isos meta mou poun na paro se kanena paraxeno numero kai na mou erthei meta o logariasmos me kliseis se uganda, singapure i tokyo.
6. den pino pleon pota apo tenekedaki dioti fovamai oti isos mou prokalesoun kapoia astheneia. 7. otan vgaino exo se kapoio club den koitazo kanena/kamia akoma kai an einai oraios/oraia dioti isos meta mou dosei narkotika, me parei se kapoio xenodoxeio kai mou vgalei to sykoti gia na to poulisei stin mavri agora.
8. katathesa oles tis oikonomies mou sto logariasmo tis amy bruce, pou einai arrosti sto nosokomeio edo kai 7000 peripou fores..einai axiothasmasto, avto to paidi einai 8 xronon apo to 1995....
9. den pira pote to nokia pou kerdisa oute kai ta eisitiria gia to disneyland paris ola pliromena..
10. egrapsa to onoma mou peripou 3000 fores se mia lista gia na soso ena spanio eidos skiourou.
11. mou eipan gyro stis 170 fores oti to msn tha mou ekleine to logariasmo mou email.
12. xero ti na kano gia na min eimai pleon ergenis. prepei na grapso to onoma kapoiou se ena xarti na ton skeftomai poly k meta na kano 600 gyrous>stin fora ton deikton tou rologiou.
13. exo mazepsei peripou 3000 xronia me kaki tyxi kai exo pethanei 67 fores apo ta chain letters pou mou esteilan
14. apo tin 1 avgoustou pira den xero k ego posa email pou lene oti to msn tha plironetai apo edo kai pera evxaristo se olous

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